Have you evah? (meme)
1. Taken a picture completely naked? Yes.
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked? With the express purpose of doing so, no. Does doing so with someone else and there being a large on in the room count?
3. Told a lie? No, you look good in spandex...
4. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? What? Today? Sort of a constant really.
5. Been arrested? Nope.
6. Seen someone die? No, I managed to get to the hospice 15 minutes after my Step-Father died.
7. Kissed a picture? Nope.
8. Slept in until 5pm? Does being sick count? Working Night Shift? So many veribles.
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? It was the Flats, it was de rigeur....and a lot of fun. :)
10. Fallen asleep at work/school? Am I in a meeting? Has it been longer than 15 minutes? Yes, then I am asleep.
11. Held a snake? Yes, I wanted to be a herpetologist growing up. Yes, am not normal.
12. Ran a red light? Not intentionally.
13. Been suspended from school? For fighting, in Junior High.
14. Pole danced? That *sounds* like it would be painful...
15. Been fired from a job? Laid off, does that count?
16. Sang karaoke? Yes. I was drunk and my cousin dared me.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Most likely.
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes, it hurts.
19. Laughed until you peed? Ummm, no.
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes, the great big spring flakes.
21. Kissed in the rain? Yes. Now there is a good memory.
22. Had sex in the rain? Nope, I would suspect to do this it would have to be a tropical/warm place.
23. Sang in the shower? Yeppers.
24. Gave your private parts a nickname? This has always confused me. No.
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear? *whistles and quietly walks away*
26. Sat on a roof top? Yes.
27. Played chicken? No.
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No.
29. Broken a bone? A bone? Not really, but I did break my pinkie at the knuckle while playing Volleyball.
30. Flashed someone? Not my bag really.
31. Mooned someone? Yep.
32. Shaved your head? Not bald yet.
33. Slept naked? Yes.
34. Blacked out from drinking? Yes. The reason I do not drink as much as I use to, and stop when I get to a nice comfy buzz.
35. Played a prank on someone? At least once a week at the Flats.
36. Had a gym membership? Yes.
37. Felt like killing someone? Killing someone? No. Hurting them really bad? Yes.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Of course, I am not a robot.
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Yes.
40. Been in a band? Does Roady count?
41. Shot a gun? Yes, many times.
42. Shot a bow and arrow? Yes.
43. Played strip poker? Yes, and strip Uno, and strip spades (instead of bidding trumps, it's articles of clothing).
44. Donated Blood? Nope.
45. Ever jump out of an airplane? Gah!
46. Been to more than 10 countries? Counts: Canada, the UK, France, Italy, Austria, Germany, Czechoslovakia, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Belgium, The Vatican: 11
Via Heidi