It's all geek to me...
Geek Epitaphs
11. Born: 1337
Died: 1337
10. I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
9. LAST POST!
8. I told you Wizard needed food... badly
7. It's just a flesh wound.
6. Well, at least this is bigger than my cubicle.
5. Failed saving throw
4. Universe Man beat Person Man
3. It was indeed a good day to die (in Klingon).
2. No Seatbelt FTL
1. Dammit, Jim, he wasn't a doctor!
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